Caught my sister's boyfriend sleeping under the coat pile at Thanksgiving
So at my family's Thanksgiving in Tulsa last month, my sister's new boyfriend disappeared for like 40 minutes and I found him curled up under the mountain of winter coats in the guest room, snoring. The kicker is my grandma walked in right after and asked if he was praying, and he woke up and said yes without missing a beat. Has anyone else had a guest pull a move that somehow got praised instead of exposed?
That move only works because your grandma basically handed him the save. Give it one more holiday and he'll be "meditating" when someone finds him face down in the mashed potatoes.