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My aunt got me a chia pet shaped like a retired actor's head
It was some guy named Bob from a show nobody under 60 remembers. I regifted it to my neighbor who actually thought it was a tribute to his lawn ornament collection.
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the_pat16d ago
yo "nobody under 60 remembers" is so real lol. i got a bob barker chia pet once and had to google who he even was. your neighbor thinking it was for his lawn ornament collection is actually kind of sweet in its own way, like it found its true home. regifting that was probably the smartest move honestly, no one needs a chia pet of someone they've never heard of.
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Oh man, that's such a specific thing to get as a gift. But hold up, was the neighbor actually excited about it or did they just take it because they felt bad? I mean, a chia pet shaped like a retired actor's head going to a lawn ornament collector is either the universe working things out or a comedy sketch waiting to happen. Did your neighbor recognize Bob or just figure any weird looking head works for their yard?
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