benc53•14d ago

My neighbor's weather balloon theory got real awkward last Tuesday

I was just grilling burgers in my backyard in Phoenix when my neighbor Dave comes over dead serious claiming the chemtrails are actually weather balloons dropping tracking devices. I pointed at the obvious USPS drone floating overhead and he goes "that's what they WANT you to think." Has anyone else had to deal with a neighbor who takes things too far?

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the_cole14d ago

Had a buddy in Tucson whose neighbor legit built a tinfoil hat in his backyard. Said the satellites could read his thoughts through his fillings. Super nice guy though, always brought over extra tamales.

loganthompson14d ago

The welder at my old job had one made of actual steel mesh. Said he got the plans from a guy in a Facebook group for EMP protection. He wore it every time he mowed the lawn so the weather satellites couldn't track his mowing patterns. Weirdest part is he was totally right about the neighborhood HOA fines.

jordan_anderson9012d ago

@the_cole probably knows the type. I read something about how faraday cages can block RF signals but tinfoil hats actually make reception worse. Something about the geometry reflecting signals back at your head instead of scattering them.