Tried climbing through a collapsed ceiling tile in the old Food Court and it dumped two years of rat droppings on my head

I was sure that skylight path would get me into the upper level offices until I grabbed a support beam that wasn't attached to anything and the whole grid came down on me. Had to walk 12 blocks to a gas station covered in debris just to find a hose to rinse off. Anyone else ever have a shortcut go this wrong?

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the_lee1mo ago

Walked right into that one like you were trying to find a secret menu item at a restaurant that doesn't exist. Two years of rat poop is basically a biohazard level I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and having to walk 12 blocks covered in that stuff sounds like a nightmare you can't wake up from. Did you at least find a working hose or did you have to pay a gas station attendant to let you use their bathroom sink?

hugo_bennett1mo ago

12 blocks covered in rat droppings sounds like a badge of honor if you ask me, and I bet @the_lee never even thought about how that shortcut probably saved you from walking through that sketchy tunnel under the old theater where the floor gave out last month.