Hit 13 years with my wife and my toast joke got a full silent treatment

So our anniversary landed on a Tuesday. I wake up, make her coffee, and as she's buttering her toast I say '13 years, that's my lucky number. Too bad it's unlucky for you.' She didn't laugh, didn't even roll her eyes. Just stared at the toast like it owed her money. Then she walked out of the kitchen and didn't talk to me until lunch. I thought dad jokes were supposed to get groans, not a cold war. Has anyone else's spouse pulled the silent treatment over a birthday or anniversary pun that bombed this hard?

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